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Catching "yourself" on any inanimate object.
"I just got stick shifted by my bike."
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Nintendo's attempt to revolutionize and change the way of gaming as we see it.
The Revolution and Evolution are both part of the paradigm shift.
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During a threesome, when you receive a blowjob and rimjob (getting your rectum licked) at the same time.
The term "double shift" is derived from work shifts; as you receive two jobs, you are working a double shift.
Can also be used in past tense and as a verb; I got double shifted last night. Or I love double shifting you.
Mike: Hey V, what happened with you and those two girls yesterday, Genoush and Vartuhi?
V: Bro, everything was going good, I was making tolma with them in the kitchen then they randomly took off my pants. Genoush sucked my dick and Vartuhi ate my asshole. It was weird man.
Mike: Oh, your so lucky, you just got a double shifted.
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Lucid dreaming by writing a script.
Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"
Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "
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The phenomenon of a person becoming more attractive by dint of their wealth. Most commonly used to refer to this phenomenon in someone who is otherwise unattractive for other reasons.
"How does John always get women? He's a fatso, smells bad and treats everyone like shit!" "He throws his money around. It's just green shift."
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When a someone in a car changes gear faster than the speed of light ...
Yo see that geeza... " bullet shifting " then son !
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I am here to introduce a new and original wanking move I call it 'The Gear Shift'. In order to execute this move you will need to get to the point where your about to blow your load then swiftly release your dick from your hand wait for 1 and a half seconds precisely grab your dick again from the bottom 3 strokes then push the cum out. Once mastered you will gain a new level of mastery in the field, with enough precision the load can pierce straight through the skull and be fatal USE WITH CAUTION! Bringing all new levels of pleasure to the game. Thank me later boys. Welcome to THE GEAR SHIFT!
"Ahhh shit im gonna blow *gear shift* AHHHHHHHHHHH! POWERRRRRR LOADDDDDDDDDD"
The Gear Shift is the perfect execution for finishing a wank
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