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Pulling a Simon is the act of having meltdown on public transit and screaming racial slurs at people
Yo don't be pulling a Simon right now bruh
Simons law was created by Simon Roberts (me)
And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
Wow the person that made Simon’s law must have a very large penis
To say you want to Be fried and your name is simon
I want to Simon fryman while my name is simon
Simon Cowell is a hated celebrity among directioners, why? Oh i can tell you but i don't have any time but you can search it up.
What celebrity do u hate?
Oh i hate Simon Cowell
someone: Is Simon Cowell good?
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A simon is the best person you could ever meet in your life. They will always be there when you need them and make you feel like you have a meaning. They tend to have a circular face shape, brown/black hair, and the most perfect smile. They are caring, sweet, kind, smart, and just amazing in every single aspect. A simon will always check up on you and make sure you're doing okay, if not then they will do anything in their power to make sure that you are. Even if you meet a simon at a young age, they will prove to you that they're going to be an amazing father and take special care of your guys kids. They always want to help people even if they dont know them and that's one of the best things about them. Meeting a simon is one of the best things that will ever happen to you, they will treat you like a queen and tell you how amazing you are every day. Simon is the bestest bestfriend you could ever ask for. They are also an amazing significant other and will show how much you mean to them 25/8. They tend to care about everything and everyone. If you ever meet a simon never let them go because even though things might not be the best as of right now, they will always be there and never leave your side.
Person 1: Did you hear that I got with simon sanchez?
Person 2: Who's that?
Person 1: The person who changed me for the best.