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A man who does way too much for some one other than his wife.
Luke Altorfer is a simp for Madelyn Flanigan
This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
simp is a word thrown around at other people by sadistic loners who have never seen someone of the opposite gender yet when any means of interaction takes place between someone else and a female they are quick to spit out "simp".
Guy: I've been talking to that new girl she's pretty nice
Sadistic loner: ha what a simp
The best thing to be, as girls are sexy.
You can also simp for boys, because they are very handsome.
But, a simp must be simping on someone very hot, sexy, and awesome.
Go simp on Lucy or someone!
John: "Hey Jeffery, did you hear about Timmy? He's a simp! Amazing!"
Jeffery: "Yes, I did hear about Timmy. He is amazing."
A man who doesn't know anything about how to pull birds or arrange dinners.
Yo, my boy Conor simps mad hard. He just kicks it in BK with his GF and drinks hella caipirinhas.
Some one who invites you to a call just to complain about how about how a girl has been playing him. But then proceeds to be her best friends and share everything you and the boys were talking about.
Look at him. He's literary her foot mat just for the pipe.
When you try to be nice cause you're trying to lay the pipe, YOU'RE A SIMP!