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A man at a speed dating event who takes his penis out of his pants under the table and urinates or ejaculates, so when his date stands up she slides around like on ice skates.
Make sure table number 4 keeps his hands above the table, I heard he’s a speed skater.
A collection of negative traits and behaviors most often associated with skateboarders expressed, as a disregard for everything but skateboarding, including family, work, significant others, and daily hygiene.
I respect the actual skateboarding so that’s not the thing but, skaterism is a deal breaker for me.
Mike calls in to work almost everyday because his skaterism prevents him from following through on anything.
The appropriation of skate culture.
"Don't wear a thrasher tee if you're not a skater, that's skaterism."
The lowest of the low. Absolute scumbags who have no life and should probably kill themselves. If your a “Skater” who can’t kickflip you probably hate yourself and it’s fully justified
Look it’s a “skater” who cant kickflip I bet his parents are dissapointed in him
a very lame and annoying thing that teenage boys from the monterey bay area do. it is basicly like watching skinny boys fall while wearing helmets and knee pads.
skater 1 - dude did you see that gnarnly video of me skating?
normal person- NO. I HATE SKATER VIDEOS! EVERYONE DOES!!
A skater weasel is a teenage male who’s thin, wears tight athletic pants, skater sneaks, various hairstyles (sometimes dyed an unusual color) carries a skateboard or drives a small Japanese car often with loud muffler, works at a fast-food restaurant, does landscaping, a convenience store, etc. often still in high school. Often seen in groups of 2-3 similar guys.
There’s that skater weasel Jonah carrying the skateboard he ‘borrowed’ from my friend at school.
They are the two kids who share earbuds, tease each other in the halls, and basically act like a couple. They like to skateboard, and often do it together. Not the most popular couple, but are known by others. They overall seem like really cool people, and look awesome together.
Person 1: Yo did you see that skater couple?
Person 2: Yeah. They looked really cool.