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when you and your male homosexual partner engage in anal sex using poo as lubricant
"My friend and i decided to mud slide at night when we ran out of lube."
"Feel like mud sliding later?"
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Poop chute. The Butthole.
Joel had Diahrrea steaming out of his mahogany slide.
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Same as a "Camel Slide", which is the act of maneuvering a bare erect penis through vaginal lips, without penetrating the vagina. A slide and glide is often used as an act of foreplay, prior to intercourse, or as a means to stimulate orgasm for one and/or both partners.
She said, "I want to ride you slide and glide, and when I'm done, DO ME!"
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When you slide into that pussy quickly it's like lightning. When you do an electric slide, you are obligated to immediately take your dick out, run it on a carpet, and give whoever your fucking a static shock in the pussy, causing pain and pleasure to the receiver of said shock, causing them to orgasm very quickly.
Yuri: Oh yeah, Joe, oh yeah, you slid in so quickly like a smooth criminal
Joe: So should we cha cha real smooth or do the electric slide?
Yuri: Why did you take it out? I guess electric slide, but-
Joe: (Takes dick out, rubs on carpet, and reinserts dick into pussy at abnormally high speeds)
Yuri: (immediate orgasm from the static shock to the pussy)
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When a dog (or any animal or even an unruly spouse) has an itchy anus and proceeds to drag it on the ground to soothe the burning anal itch. Typically a dog will sit down, pull the hind legs up in the air and use the frong legs to propel across the floor.
Damn, Frank had the minister and his wife over at their house, and while they were having tea in the living room, Zippy sat right in front of them and did the electric slide. How embarassing!
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When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.
"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."
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something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch
Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis
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