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A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.
Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~
the hard crusty residue in your boxers after you've ejaculated in them. (the word came to me in a dream)
"Bro, his underwear was covered in crazy sloth crust" "this sloth crust needs to be washed bad"
Someone who takes forever to text back
I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter
The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.
"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"
When you're so blazed you feel like climbing a tree.
He was so smoked up he had to sloth sling!
An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.
Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
Girl: Oh my gosh! He is so cute!
Friend: Oh hell no. That boy is an Arabian Sloth.
Girl: ...
a person composed of despicable qualities.
Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.