When you are not getting enough Uber rides.
Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!
When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.
I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.
The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship
I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM
Winning an election slowly but definitively.
In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.
Comparable to "hold on" or "hold up". Said in a state of confusion to someone saying something that you not quite following.
"Did you know birds die when they have sex?"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, well the one I fucked did."
"Slow up, what?"
When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.
On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.
When a person doesn't get upset/angry/sad easily, he/she is a slow fuse.
I have been bothering her for a long time, and she's not angry yet... she's such a slow fuse.