Insult to those who have nonstop blonde moments, or just retarded in general.
“Kanye West’s new album is his greatest”
*looks confusingly* “ay yo drive slow man, you dumb as fuck don’t ever say some dumb shit like that again.
When the flow of traffic is much slower than it should be.
I would've been on time for work if it hadn't been for the collective slow.
The act of slowly engaging in romantic affairs before ending the current relationship
I began to loose interest in my current relationship, so I started the slow cheat with people in my DM
Winning an election slowly but definitively.
In 2020, Biden won slowly, but after all the votes were counted he won by a significant margin. It was a Slow Slide to victory.
Comparable to "hold on" or "hold up". Said in a state of confusion to someone saying something that you not quite following.
"Did you know birds die when they have sex?"
"No, really?"
"Yeah, well the one I fucked did."
"Slow up, what?"
When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.
On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.
When a person doesn't get upset/angry/sad easily, he/she is a slow fuse.
I have been bothering her for a long time, and she's not angry yet... she's such a slow fuse.