mushroom smack

Smacking one's penis off one's girlfriend's body.

I'm gonna mushroom smack you, you fag!

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Google Smack

Under certain circumstances, the use of the Google search engine yields many results that prove either embarassing or defaming to an individual. Usually due to some amount of personal information available freely or without restriction on the internet and not carefully filtered using a pseudonym or handle.

Rosie got Google smacked after a job interview when her prospective employer searched for her name and turned up drunk pictures of her from MySpace and archived erotic Star Trek fanfiction. Needless to say, she did not get the job.

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gibbs-smacked

when one smacks someone else on the back of the head like Agent Gibbs does on NCIS. Usually done to Agent DiNozzo

DiNozzo said something stupid then Gibbs gibbs-smacked him on the back of the head

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fag smack

(verb) To hit another across the face with a lit cigarette in hand. Similar to a 'bitch slap' but to greater effect.

"Hassle me about smoking again and I'll fag smack you"

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Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

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smack sock

sock used to masturbate into

i need to wash my smack sock cuz i used it last night

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TRACK-SMACKED

WHEN UR LOVER'S HAIR HAPPENS TO FALL OFF, THEN U GRAB IT AND SLAP HER WITH IT WHILE HAVING SEX DOGGYSTYLE.

Hey girl, let me tell u about last night. It was so good that I got track-smacked all over my back and ass. You should let ur man track-smack u.

booty spanking ass sex doggystyle

track-smacked

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