Carve some soap

This is a very common euphemism for female masturbation. Due to all the gouging, long strokes, and various tools involved in carving soap, this activity makes the perfect euphemism for masturbation.

Synonyms: Flick the bean, strum the guitar, tune my ukulele ...etc

Sally: okay babe thanks for the chat, I'm gonna go carve some soap now!

Heather: ooh, have fun! ;)

dawn dish soap

dawn is a fruity little fruit loop. also is amazing and awesome and perfect and nice and so wonderful. but mostly gay 💕

"Oh hey theres dawn dish soap ! they're so gay💕"

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pope soap on a rope

the best damn soap on earth
made of washing the scrotum

damn that pope soap on a rope gave me a hella rash

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Mexican soap operas

soap operas you will find In the spanish channels on your DirectTV,Dish and or cable they are usually full of sexy Latinas you would kill to have sex with

Example-Mexican soap operas

Ricardo- instead of celebrities being movie stars in mexico the movie stars are actually the people who star in the Soap Operas

Roberto- oh you mean like Angelique Boyer

Ricardo Exactly

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soap and peanuts

a perfect world were soap and peanuts get along theres no more war nothing but love and happiness

"a glorious day reminds me of soap and peanuts"

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Weener Cleener Soap

Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.

I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!

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Soap House

A chat on quackitytwt, quackitys fandom!

Emma: "Did you see? It's Soap House 3 months!"
Ariana: "Thats so cool, I love them!"

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