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Droopy life-less mammaries resembling a pair of empty socks which are usually sported by old women who are able to tuck them in their belts.
In cooler weather, the nipples can be seen protruding around the hips or as far as the ankles of the offender
That old dear across the road really should wear a bra, she has the longest sock tits I have ever seen!!
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A hillarious sock puppet on Muchmusic.Every year he hosts a show called "Fromage" which shows the worst videos of the year with him talking about them.HE IS ONE FUNNY SOCK.
"I'm Ed the Sock,and I'M ONE FUNNY SOCK"
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Like a pink sock, while during anal sex, while the guy pulls out of the anal cavity, the persons butthole prolapses (turns inside out). However, in this case, the anus is torn.
Ethan: i am pulling out baby!!
Zak: OW!!! You pink socked me and it ripped!
Ethan: Oh no!! I just have you a ripped sock...
Zak: it hurts soo bad!! I'm Gona kill you!
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Let me have it! Do your worst! Rock my world! Used on a Nixon-era TV comedy show starring Rowan & Martin.
Sock it to me!
(A pail full of water hits the speaker's face.)
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A pair of socks that cover the foot and cut off just above the ankle
Kiersten : Last night me and Jake had sex for hours in our Ankle Socks!
Kaylee : Oh God! Here We Go!!!
Steve : Yeah me and Chad like to fuck in our Ankle Socks too! Sometimes he almost needs A tube sock when were done cause of all the cum he produces!
Kiersten : Oh Good Lord!!!
Kaylee : You just had to talk about your Ankle Socks didn't you!
Kiersten : Im sorry me bad!
Steve : Im pretty sure Chad likes my hot pink Ankle Socks the best cause it usually gives him an instant boner!
Kaylee : That's Enough Steve!
Steve : Then again he might like my regular pink ones the best cause he say's they remind him of Kiersten!
Kiersten : STEVE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Steve : Wow Kaylee you sure look cute in your Ankle Socks today! (Wink)
Kaylee : Kiersten im gonna kill you!
Steve : My Ankle Socks kinda smell today since I haven't washed them in weeks!
Kiersten : Don't bother killing me Kaylee im gonna kill myself!
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Noun: A lone sock kept in a bad (yet handy) hiding space
for the purpose of cleaning up after masturbation.
Johnny was upset and embarrassed when he realized that his mother had not only found, but had washed and returned his spank sock to beneath his mattress.
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A sock (clean or dirty depending on the preference of the individual) that is put over the erect penis and used to masturbate with the intent of catching all/the majority of the semen upon ejaculation.
A common technique used by US Marines while aboard Navy ships.
I ran out of papertowels, so I reached into my dirty laundry and used a love sock.
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