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When someone says something meaningful, with the intention of the feeling being reciprocated, and they respond with "I know"
"Princess Leia: I love you
Han Solo: I know"
Ah that was such a Han Solo moment.
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Goku is a bitch and gets clapped by Kirby
P1:Goku is awesome
P2:Bitch, Kirby solo's Goku
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When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest
Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?
Jason: It was the dog
Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts
Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator
Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day
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people who hate bts' members except jimin despite the fact those are the people jimin love the most. they're some of the most annoying bitches you will ever encounter, asking for jimin to go solo despite his clearly desire to stay in the group. they often cry out that armys mistreat jimin even when armys are the ones that make him feel loved.
person 1: i hope jimin goes solo 'cause he is better than bts.
person 2: hey, you're a jimin solo stan and jimin himself would hate you for hating the other group members.
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a 16 oz. reusable Solo Cup with Han Solo's likeness printed on it. 4 times as THICK as a disposable party cup and double-wall insulated!
dude, check out this Han Solo Cup I bought online!
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The act of yelling while making a mad dash towards your enemies, then abruptly stopping while screaming on the top of your lungs. Then after taking out one of your enemies, you dash away, resulting in an escape from the enemies. This act is well known by Harrison Ford's character Han Solo from the movie Star Wars: A New Hope. He made this act famous while doing all the above while in the Death Star, running into a group of Storm Troopers and shooting one down before running off, prompting the Storm Troopers to chase after him.
(A random nerd starts to run down the school halls.)
Nerd: *insert generic yelling noise*
(Makes a turn and runs into the school football team)
Coach of the football team: LOOK, "IT'S A NERD!"
Nerd: *insert generic screaming noise*
(Nerd knocks out the coach with a swift kick to the groin)
Team Member #1: "WTF?!"
Team Member #2: "Dude, he's doing a Han Solo!"
Coach: *on the ground, writhing in pain* "Get...him...ugh."
(Football team starts to chase after the nerd)
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(n.) getting something on sale.
(n.) Cheap ass liquor i.e. Everclear, Jim Beam...Etc Etc.
(n.) Smooth operator...i.e. Bill Clinton, Octavian, Toucan, Gumball, J-Boy, and DJ Dodi Da from P?M.
"I got this shit on Han Solo, Son!"
"I'm drinking Han Solo tonight."
"This girl ain't know she in for some Han Solo shit."
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