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what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger

*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

by lucyiscoo1 May 7, 2021

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IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

Your boyfriend nutted in you and you accidently said pogchamp, What happens now?

Oh yeah daddy... POGCHAMP!

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021

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idk what word to define so sorry lmfao yeet shit

idk what to write

idk what word to define so sorry lmfao yeet shit. you wasted ur time

by 69 years ago July 5, 2021

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I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else...

When you search something up on Urban dictionary and have to pour bleach in your eyes, then apologize to your school board.

"Insert student name come to the office." You hustle down the dirty ragged hallways of hell, waiting for punishment.

"Why did you search that up?" the bearded principal says in disgust.

You stutter, "I'm sorry, school administrators. I thought this meant something else..." The bearded principal glares at you, clicking his pen.

"Fine," he says. The room practically darkens, "I forgive you, child.."

by Pwaaool February 4, 2021

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IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME!

When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?

IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!

by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021

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i'm sorry, little man! i though you were a handpuppet

htn b

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

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