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A completely harmless email you would welcome in your inbox that gets blocked by your local or server side spam filter.
I was expecting to get an email from you about the opportunity to volunteer at the local shelter for violent offenders, but your email got spam blocked.
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A tasty polynesian treat; consisting of a generous serving of South Pacific Asian Meat sandwiched between 2 or more intensely euphoric women.
The spam sandwich is said to be a powerful aphrodisiac.
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Sending random nonsense messages to friends and family, but meant in a fun,and loving, non threatening way.
Dad : Hey feel free to send me pixof you and my granddaughter anytime.
Daughter : ok daddy.. I'll 'SPAM YOU' from time to time..
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Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound', 'spaz hole' and 'cunny
I could see right in her spam purse
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Colleges that no one has heard of that send random high school students information about their school without their consent (usually has some religious affiliation)
Mother: "*insert name here*, you got a letter from Southern Texas Baptist University. It sounds like they want you at their school"
Student: "Ugh, not another spam school. Toss that out... why would they even send me that? I'm Jewish!"
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When you're email inbox gets spammed by so many different, frustrating and random emails that it feels like you're being sexually violated. Especially frustrating when you get so congested that you can't pack anymore in.
Unless of course, you're into that sort of thing...
"My email was just gang-spammed by penis-enlarger ads."
"I got gang-spammed so hard there's no holes left in my box."
"That gang-spam was more painful than when I got gang-banged last week."
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