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A 24 hour gas station/convenience store. Known for their wide selection of single beers and pornographic magazines. Also a terrific source for "impulse items" such as hats, miniature flags, smart-alek shot glasses (Instant Jackass-Just add alcohol!), and hot dogs that the owner put on the cooker with his bare hands. Known for having notoriously dirty bathrooms that usually serve as a last resort to desperate motorists.
Employee 1: I'm making a run to the speed mart anybody want anything?
Employee 2: Here's five bucks get me a Mountain Dew and a pack of Newports.
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It's like a sprint, but you're smoking weed super fast.
-"Hey man where's all the weed?"
-"Sorry dude I smoked it all, I was speed weeding"
-"Duuuuude"
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The art of waddling quickly; something a young person with hip issues would do
Elena has mastered the art of the Speed-waddle. God's speed, my friend.
masturbating within a short period of time
Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.
A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
Someone who does not want to, by choice, or isn't allowed by someone else to drive fast on the road. They are waiting until the right time to experience speed.
Bro, Steve never launches the Lancer, what a speed virgin.