Sperm Knowledge

excess knowledge

Cliff Claven from Cheers has a ton of sperm knowledge.

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sky-sperm

the white trail of ice a rocket leaves in a blue sky.

Omg look at that sky-sperm

Dude, that's a fucking mindfuck!

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Sperm Hunter

A woman that goes out to have sex with a man just to get pregnant.

She may go after a specific person for physical features or for intelligence level.

The sperm hunter may have trouble getting pregnant by their husband and will go to a night club to find a man that looks like him and do the deed.

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Sperm Dumpster

A woman that is very easy to sleep with. A woman that has sex with anything that has a penis and a heart beat. Also see slut.

I needed some punani so I nailed that sperm dumpster Jessica.

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sperm cup

Visable on women who ware tight fitting tops, that have a gut. The indentation of there belly button.

Look at the sperm cup on that heffer!

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sperm donor

The top or pitcher in the act of fellatio.

Willie almost managed to swallow the whole load of choad, but the sperm donor made such a large deposit to the Linda Lovelace fund, that some dribbled down his chin.

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sperm mudd

Sperm mudd, (n):
1)A tasty concoction of sperm and shit devoured by a third party in a threesome.
2)A Japanise delicacy derived from Logging.

1)Jenny ate the sperm mudd off my girlfriends ass.
2)I saw this Japanise porno and this chick ate the sperm mudd out of the other girls ass!

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