sponge bob

giving a sponge bob is when your given your woman oral sex while shes wearin the sponge

i jus realised while i was doin oral sex on my lady i seen she had her sponge in so i asked her how was that sponge bob

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drop a sponge

To drop a sponge is to simultaneously defecate and ejaculate, usually on something such as a sleeping significant other or female stranger. Often used in conjuction with roofies (rohypnol). Verb.

'Pardon me kind sir, but did I just witness you dropping on a sponge on that unconscious mistress in the corner?'
'Aw hell ofay please, I hit that piece like a baseball and when it went out the park it was lookin like Jungle Fever son.'
'Right-o chap. Jolly good. Pip pip cheerio.'

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Cat Sponge

When a person (mostly male) has bad aim and pees on the floor and, instead of grabbing a towel to clean it up, will call the cat and play with said cat in person's urine.

I missed the toilet this morning so I just cat sponged.

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SPONGE BOB

SPONGE BOB SQUAER PANTS, HE LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA ! !! ! !! ! !! ! !! !

"GOOD MORNING PATRICK" "HOWDY SQUIDWARD" "MR.CRABS ! MR.CRABS!" "LOVE SPONGE BOB"

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sponge daddy

Someone who has an obsestion with spongebob porn

Stop it jackson you sponge daddy

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sponge nugget

a person who does not appreciate randomosity or creativity

if you do not appreciate this word that i made up, you are definitely a sponge nugget.

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salamander sponge

a moistened or wet piece of toilet paper or tissue that is used to soothe the butt hole after dropping a burning painful duece.

I just took the biggest crap I ever took. My asshole is burning so bad, I need a salamander sponge.

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