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The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.
These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage
Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.
A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "
Sipping a small amount of your chaser before taking a shot. I.e. a pallet cleanser.
Jeremiah drinks a Stage Setter of cream soda before taking a shot of Skrewball Peanut Butter Whiskey. He then chases it with the rest of his cream soda.
When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house
Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?
The stage at which couples that've usually been together for about 4-6 years begin to randomly walk around the neighborhood to "lose weight." However in reality it's an excuse for the wife to get the husband off the couch and to spend shitty quality time together.
Neighborhood kid 1: wow they've been walking for two days straight.
Neighborhood kid 2: Nah it's just the walking stage.
(READ "PAVLE WALK" TO UNDERSTAND) The Pavle Walk Stage 2 is when on the Pavle walk and cannot find a child so you enter there home and take their kid while there sleeping. After Taking there kid you leave a note behind saying "YOU HAVE BEEN PAVLED." And leave the house with their child (Typically a boy).
Person 1: Hey i'm on the Pavle walk and cant find any little boys
Person 2: That's okay! Just do the Pavle walk stage 2!
Person 1: That's a great idea why didn't I think of that!
Speech stage (aka talking stage) it's a literal translation of the period before marriage (الخطبة) .This act is very known in north African countries such as Morocco, Tunisia, Libia...etc
They were in the speech stage before they broke things off.