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The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.
Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.
Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.
A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.
Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"
Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"
The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen
The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad
Crusty stains in incriminating locations
From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.
Hob stain is the a stain created by a hob. Used as insult like idiot or nincompoop.
Mike is such a Hob Stain. Wolfy is the hugest Hob Stain I have ever met.
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The presence of perspiration soaking through one's shirt located under a fat man's breasts, much like that which occurs in the arm pit.
In a hot college basketball stadium:
Student 1: Whoa look at that guy's pit stains.
Student 2: Dude those aren't pit stains, they're tit stains.
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