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Using Foursquare to see who has checked into the venue you are at, and then looking around to try and find them.
Square Stalker: *shows friend picture from Foursquare profile on phone*
Normal Friend: What?
Square Stalker: This person is here. Do you see them anywhere?
Normal Friend: Dude stop square stalking, weirdo.
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A Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, or other dovish networking profile that is item to the public. Especially good if they are linked to each other.
I was looking at pics of Jenna from like 2008. She was so hot back then - her profile is just a stalker's paradise.
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A slut who will either openly or secretly become constantly active in the pursuit of some new dick.
"Those girls from Sex in the City are such cock-stalkers!"
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Usually a loser. Scours internet message boards for personal info. Sometimes known as a Venkmen. More often than not doesnt have a job or a girlfriend.
You're such a Venkmen! an... e-stalker
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A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.
Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!
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A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
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To stalk someones status posted on a famous site i.e twitter facebook or myspace..
hay dude have you seen that status posted of statusstalker.com
status stalker
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