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An audience from the age of 6-10 getting influenced by teenagers/young adults doing skincare, makeup, and having Stanley cups. Usually the shop they get the skincare and makeup is Sephora. They usually are extremely disrespectful and likes products that are horrible for their young skin. Usually acids and retinol.
*Young adult/teenager reaching for the last retinol drunk elephant product*
Sephora kid: excuse me? Is that the last preppy drunk elephant retinol sexy bumbum moisturizer? 😡
Young adult/teenager: um.. yeah?
Sephora kid: YOU BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT BACK UP FROM THAT *hits with Stanley hard and breaks arm of teen/adult in question*
Teen/adult: OW YOU FUCKING PISSWORM! 🤬 HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS ANYWAY YOU LITERALLY JUST LEARNT HOW TO WALK YESTERDAY AND YOU JUST GOT UR FIRST TOOTH 😟
*sephora kid sees mom approaching*
Sephora kid: so can you please give last one? 🥺 if you don’t want to thats alright 😇☺️
Mom:oh isint she sweet?! * chuckle* She has so much manners!😁
Sephora kid: yeah I love to be nice 😇
Teen/adult: maam your kid called me a “ BITCH ASS NASTY HOE THAT PROBABLY STRIPS YOU FAT SKANK WHORE SLUT ”
Mom: MY DAUGHTER COULD NEVER SHES AN ANGEL 🤬🤬
Sephora kid: 👼😇
Sephora employee: that is a Sephora Stanley Preppy 😒😒😒
Some damn brit that narrates a guy named Stanley who's employee 427 and probably drinks tea and says end is never the end or something
The Narrator From The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe is a brit. And I HATE British people.
a hot and sexy very masculine man with a massive cock swinging between his tree trunk legs. his presence leaves others in complete shock because of his jacked physique and charming charisma . he is also known for mogging people on the daily. he is a sigma male who does what we wants while being a role model for the youngins.
lil pute:bro jonathan stanley just dominated me for 3 hours straight and called me his bitch
dom: yea bro that sounds like jonathan stanley
The Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ Is a item obtainable in the hit game The Stanley Parable 2 Ultra Deluxe™️.Its found in the expo hall and when held, gives the holder extreme comfort and warmth. During the broom closet ending, you can even give it nice stickers. there are many ways to find and or lose the bucket. with it spawning in the open office room upon completing the expo, unlocking lots of new endings.
"You see Stanley, anytime your holding the Stanley Parable 2 Emotional Support Bucket™️ a sense of calm and ease will fill your mind and your heart" -Narrator
those girls on tiktok who have like 30 stanley cups or more (which is over $1,000 in cups because they are not cheap) when they need like 2 max and they buy little accessories for it to make it look cute (when it doesn't need to look cute) and they make it their entire personality but in reality they just spend a shit load of money on a cup that will be irrelevant in 2 months, like how hydroflasks were.
Random Girl On TikTok: look at me! I have 30 stanleys, one for each outfit <3 i'm such a stanley girl <3
Everyone Else: you do not need that many reusable water bottles smh
This happens when you defecate aggressively whit the feces emitting warmth that can be felt against your buttocks
Man 1) “dude I’m never getting fast food tacos again.”
Man 2) “why not?”
Man 1) “last night my stomach was bubbling so bad that I forced out a Stanley steamer.”
Man 2) “what the hell is a Stanley steamer?”
Man 1) “refer to the above description.”