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Sonya went to the docks to watch the sailors debark and was caught in a porn storm.
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When, while puking from intoxication, you lose control of your bodily functions and end up peeing and shitting yourself while you continue to puke your guts out. Every primary orifice is accounted for (crying is optional).
Man, last night Dave was puking when I realized he was shitting himself and pissing his pants at the SAME TIME. It was a perfect storm.
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1. getting road head while blarring "Sand Storm" and fist pumping out the window
"Dude...I got some great head storm yesterday." "Say what?" "Yeeah."
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A nasty female that will sleep with anything. She try’s her hardest to look pretty but she really is a gross looking hoe that is most likely obsessed with a guy that doesn’t want her and will do anything to try an ruin any relationship he has because she is mad he doesn’t want her.
“Who is that girl in the bushes staring at that guy?”
“Oh that’s probably storm Wallace she is obsessed with him but he doesn’t want her.”
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When a man ejaculates while he has his genitals in "The Brain" position.
He brain stormed all over her face.
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The raiding of one college residence hall by a large group of students from another residence hall. Such invasions of turf are regularly performed by bored students from less social buildings, drunken mobs looking to establish their turf, and conga lines picking up steam to hit a rad party.
12 drunken guys from North stumble into Pardee causing havoc.
Pardee residents: "We're under attack, North is dorm storming us!"
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a bunch of topless women falling through the air
Person: OMG IT'S A BUNCH OF TOPLESS WOMEN FALLING THROUGH THE AIR!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT, I CALL IT, THE TIT STORM
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