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When you pull the extra skin from your sack and pull it up over your entire grundle.
"I freaked my girlfriend out when I showed her my Jacksonville jock-strap."
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It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR DID YOU!? No! the man that hides in your ass and comes out when you undress ate it.The only way to stop a jock strap vampire is to take a shit in your jock strap and eat it. Also do someone up the butt when they drop their soap and douche your anis. This will paralize him. to kill him you must rip your penis off and shoot him in the eye.
Todd: Man my nuts hurt like hell after that insane tackle.
John: You have nuts?
Todd: Not anymore after that Jock Strap Vampire ate my strap
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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.
to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."
Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.
While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)
Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.
I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.
Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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Bra strap feminism refers to feminist rebelliousness that focuses on trivial issues and non-issues such as speaking up against a person that informed her her bra strap was visible, while actually not addressing or contributing anything towards issues that affect basic needs and rights of real underprivileged women around the world such as rapes, domestic violence, sanitary health.
Monica: Hey Samantha, I'm the gonna write to Prof. Kamala requesting her to get a free or subsidised sanitary health station installed in all women's restrooms in the college. What do you think?
Samantha: Nah, hers is just Bra Strap Feminism. She won't help you.
Monica: What do you mean? The other day, I actually saw her speak up FOR WOMEN against the authorities when Mr. Biden's question was taken first and hers next by the organiser!
Samantha: Precisely, Mon! She'll speak up for such stupid things. But won't for real issues. :(
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When one ejaculates sperm onto another ones chin.
Betty would prefer a Chattanooga Chin Strap than a Pearl Necklace any day of the week.
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because women can't say "blow me" to tell people off, women can say "blow my strap on" instead
He pissed me off, so I told him to blow my strap on!
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Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.
A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!
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