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Sheena-
"Hey, Xander. Since you wear black all the time, I wondered... What's your goal in life?"
Xander-
"-sigh- Suicide"
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A way NOT to end the problems in your life because it will exist when you leave this world, but at least you do not have to deal with it anymore
Suicide will end the pain but it will not solve the problem
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Suicide baiting is the action of encouraging someone to kill themselves, done by a group of people towards someone who is actively threatening or attempting suicide.
1: “Hey, heard you were gonna jump off the roof.”
2: “Go on, do it.”
3: “Do a flip if you can.”
4: “Make it something worthwhile to watch.”
They are trying to suicide bait someone into jumping off a roof.
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A term in aerodynamics or rocket science used to describe the maneuver of landing a rocket by coming to 0 velocity at the same time as landing, also known as a "Hoverslam".
Guy 1: Hey, did you see the falcon heavy booster landings?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a perfectly in sync suicide burn.
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Continuously swiping right on every person on Tinder to see if you get any matches.
I did a suicide swipe on Tinder and matched with this fucking weirdo that won't stop messaging me.
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Working back to back at 2+ jobs, while working on minimal food and sleep
Him: Have you seen lacy lately?
Her: No, she has been working suicide shifts for the last few days.
Him: Is she emotionally stable still or nah?
A kick-ass trombone routine often done in front of large audiences
A line of trombone players stand with their feet shoulder-width apart
In the line, every other trombone player either moves their trombone up and to the left, or straight down.
The trombone player going to the left moves their trombone above the person's head, then they go back to the middle and the other trombones do the same thing
The trombone suicides were so awesome, one them almost got a concussion