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When a girl shits on a guys chest and rubs it in using their chest
I got my girl some Starbucks in hopes that she’ll do the Jewish Superman on me later bro.
When someone, while riding a dick, clenches their ass so hard that it cuts the blood circulation off.
Oh men, that girl was a 10/10 but she sure got a Superman Clench you know?
A sexual act in which you hang yourself from your roof in the same position as superman would when flying and let you partner furiously stroke your 4 inch monster to oblivion , making you arrive in seconds , the same way Superman would arrive anywhere in seconds.
me and my girlfriend tried to do The superman , unfortunately i have a seven incher , so it kinda hurt when she stoked it fast , but i came fast
When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.
- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.
Indonesian Green Day on crack.
Superman Is Dead are like Indonesian Green Day on crack. Belati Tuhan is their best song as it reminds me of 80s hard-core punk
a woman will lay down, ass up while the man sticks his dick inside of the womans ass and then acts like he's flying
man : i just had superman sex last night, it was so nice
The state at which a person's alcohol consumption warps them into superman and THEY THINK that they are capable of doing anything!
Everything was cool at the party until that short elf-looking dude got his "liquid superman" on. When he see that video of Big Frank stomping his ass out, bet you he won't try him again!