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Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.
When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!
If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.
Smile superman is a cool guy. He faces all difficulties with smile. The nickname of smile superman is David who is a very good guy.
Smile superman kills all monsters and overcomes any setbacks.
A superman is a level 6 sex move where you put your cock in her mouth and lay flat on her face and do the superman pose and hum the superman theme while she sucks it down until you cum.
My boyfriend gives the best supermans
The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever
Sincerly
-Batman dick rider!
Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮
Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢
An amazing, strong, sexy, perfect man named Tony Ray!
Noun:
A term for a boyfriend who saves the day whenever something bad happens in your life and who can make your heart soar above everything else with just the touch of his hand. A man who can be tough for the world but soft just for you and those he cares about. A man who shows that you're his own personal cryptonite and becomes yours more and more each time you see him. A Superman may be seen in the wild and you can recognize one by their protectiveness towards all those who need their help. They are known to defend the innocent and have massive muscles.
Girl: Who's that guy?? I just saw him help an old lady cross the street and beat up a biker dude who was trying to rob her!
Other girl: Oh that's (insert any name ie. Trevor/Scottie/Ted) he's such a Superman! I've heard his muscles are to die for!