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Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022


Swan muncher

Someone who eats Swans. This is illegal in the UK, and is generally done by pikeys.

Makka is a proper Swan Muncher!

by Paulo Makowski April 17, 2008


Morning Dawn Swan

(1) A person who is energized happy and motivated when waking up in the morning

(2) a person who botches a pool dive

Honey today you're all Pepe and jumpy like a morning dawn Swan

by EmJayee January 26, 2019


Silky swan

A white male who likes to rub his long white penis against the opposite sex in a way of being cheeky yet intimate. Usually women find men like this disgusting and a total turn off. Silky swans are usually lovely people deep down though give them help if you ever see one with his dick out.

Stop rubbing your dick on me you silky swan!
Fucking Jezza is a huge Silky swan

by Realcuntaye August 20, 2017


Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 April 5, 2018


restraining the swan

Masturbating whilst black out drunk under your friends new fuzzy blanket

Matt got Black out Drunk and was caught restraining the swan after having a few too many bottles...Vanessa was not happy in the morning.

by jfire the willy wanker January 11, 2017


Grey Swan

A large scale impactful event that, with first order second order effects, impacts over a billion people in surprising ways. Though the event is surprising, it has actually been predicted or was likely to happen based on people that call themselves futurists and economists arguing both sides of every argument. Gray swans by default tend to be negative. Covid-19 was a graceful event has defined by the The Grey Swan Guild, a global think tank that studies these types of occurrences along with Grey Rhinos, Green Swans, White Alligator, and Black Jellyfish.

ROB: I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS A "GREY SWAN". NO ONE EXPECTED THAT ROCKET TO CRASH INTO THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.

SEAN: Stop shouting and think. According to my quick research on perplexity and our website Prediction Market.. there was a 5% chance that one of the rockets or shuttles would crash into the ISS it's just a matter of gravity. Those are actually pretty good odds I can't believe it wasn't more defense on the ISS!

by robtyrie March 29, 2024