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A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
You know when you've kinda had sex bur you're still a virgin? That's Swiss Virginity.
a hustler or very talented player at many trades
Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"
Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"
When a Woman pole holes in the rubber
I’m gonna give Him a Swiss Cheese Raincoat
Having a sex party where everyone has every orifice plugged by somebody elses bodypart at a given time.
P1: That was a nice swiss party yesterday.
P2 : Yeah it was very penetrating.
A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese