MJ Fam

The person that always wears Micheal Jordan's but can't play basketball.

Jason *wears jordans* "Hey you suck I can beat you anytime you need some ankle braces"
Basketball player- "you wanna one vs one talking all that shit"
Jason "bet"
Jason gets broken. "Nah you see i'm wearing my Jordans"
Basketball player sighs "mj fams these days think they can ball out"

Fam-it

When you want to become fam with someone you would say fam-it and shake hands thoroughly.

*shakes hand* fam-it bro

Fam Pressure

When family pressures you into drugs, alcoholm sex or total anarchy.

It's basically just peer pressure but because they're family they its only pressure if it's naughty or illegal.

Lindsey: I refused alcohol from my family
Anthony: good job
Lindsey: I refused Fam Pressure

Fam Kid Paragraph

3 or more sentences typed out on a social media status containing 3 or more punctuations.

Acetone likes to type out fam kid paragraphs when he is up in his juff feels

chulo fam

A family that was raised by Raulito Le Vaca and Sabrina Mosto Muchaleka.

I love chulo fam
Stan chulo fam

Ayo fuck this guy fam

Made by buff gangster alex

Ayo fuck this guy fam *punches guy in elevator*

Iron Fam

Iron mans family

John: Are you Tony Stark’s daughter?
Morgan Stark: Yeah, I’m part of the iron fam.