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When a guy isn't over his ex-girlfriend so he starts sleeping with a tall pretty blonde girl with the intention of:
a)pissing off his ex
b)impressing his friends
A Trophy-blonde has to have:
-long blonde hair, bubbly personality
- very affectionate/sexy
-is the epitome of what many girls are subconsciously intimidated by in other women
(doesn't work if ex is also a tall blonde)
James is totally sleeping with that trophy-blonde to piss his ex sharon off, and it's definitely working!
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The only kind of blonde there is. They're dumb because their boobs are so much bigger than there brain.
Dumb Blonde:Um.....what?
Dumb Blonde:Huh?
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n. 1: a person (usually female) with blonde hair who is slow to learn or understand "emma a dumb-blonde" ; lacking intellectual acuity; "emma is so dense she never understands anything I say to her because she is a dumb-blonde"; "I never met anyone quite so dim as emma"; "dumb-blonde people like emma believe some really dumb things"; "Emma was either normally stupid or deliberately being a dumb-blonde "; "Tom worked with the slow (dumb-blonde) students like Emma"
syn: dense, dim, dull, obtuse, slow dense, dim-witted, dodo, doltish, dull, dumb bunny, dumb head, dumb ox, dumbbell, dumbo, dumdum, dummy, feebleminded, foolish, moronic, numskulled, simple-minded, stupid, thick, doltish, dull, dumb, fatheaded, half-witted, ignorant, imbecilic, impassive, lethargic, numskulled, obtuse, phlegmatic, simple, slow, slow-witted, sluggish, stolid, thick, torpid
"Emma is a dumb-blonde most of the time."
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Gay with no friends and often bullied by others
Look at that gay blonde boy over there
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Refers to a female with naturally dark hair that has dyed it blonde but still has dark hair on her vagina (black box-in reference to the cockpit flight recorder on an aircraft-hence pilot).
Hey see the girl over there...shes a pilot blonde. She may be blonde hair on top but still has a black box.
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A girl who is very stupid. Usally from the upper middle class, or first class. A girl whose dad gets her everything. OH ya! also is very unintelligant, and stupid. Everyone loves the girl, she is the most popular girl in the school. Yet what no one notices is, she is actually very smart on the inside, for if she wasn't she wouldn't be able to manage the whole school. AnDD the girl usally has a ginaromous mansion, shops from Juicy Coture every other day. Usually love hell more than Heaven.
Danny: Yo dawg see da girl over there?
Tom: U mean emily? The dumb blonde?
Danny: ya... her dad owns the Northshore International Enterrpieses
Tom: wtf is that?
Danny: The own Home Depot and Apple
Tom: so?
Danny: She can see inside any of our houses cuz her daddy planted cameras inside of all the towns appliances, bought from home depot.
Tom: But shes stupid
Danny: Not as stupid as may think... She has watched u...do naughty things....
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