act of valor

after an exsessive amount of drinking you always do that super amazing regretfull thing. Like puking in the frig banging a fat chick falling down the stairs while trying to shit or anything deemed worth by your bros to be the nights act of valor.

Guy1: dude did you hear what cole did
Guy2: what?
Guy1: he banged to fat chicks so his friend could get the 3rd babe
Guy2: what an Act of Valor

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act of government

(n.) unfortunate event which could not have been stopped at all, caused by actions of the President, City Hall, Congress, the police, the Armed Forces, the Federal Reserve, etc.

A law, act, raid, summons, tax, or action performed/passed by the above which results in the indiscriminate loss of life, property, money or livelihood.

A play upon "Act of God", as it implies a destructive action by an unstoppable, unreasoning and (near) omnipotent entity which cannot be prevented or contained. However, measures can be taken to lessen the damage done and recover from the wreckage.

Dr. Earl's medical practice was performing a much needed service to the community and was doing quite well - until the city seized his property through eminent domain and gave the land to another McDonalds. Talk about an act of government.

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acting buddies

Actors and actresses that give cameos/roles to their friend actor even if they are paid well.

The Frat Pack: Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Luke Wilson, and Steve Carrell are acting buddies because they are often seen in each others movies---except for Owen they all appeared in Anchorman

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Patriot Act

A very kinky, very sexy and extremely patriotic sex act that you should be proud of achieving if you pull it off, man or woman. See American Pounding.

Boy, the Government has nothin' on THIS Patriot Act! I came buckets!

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straight acting

A gay or lesbian who has to pretend to be straight in order to avoid persecution.

Hey, is Francisco out of the closet?

No, he's straight acting.

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acting da mickey

Acting stupid, insane

"That's what you get for acting da mickey, Virginia"

Real ID Act

Worse than the Patriot Act. Will put Homeland Security above the law. Heil Dubya!

SEC 102. WAIVER OF LAWS NECESSARY FOR IMPROVEMENT OF BARRIERS AT BORDERS.

Section 102(c) of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 (8 U.S.C. 1103 note) is amended to read as follows:


`(c) Waiver-


`(1) IN GENERAL- Notwithstanding any other provision of law, the Secretary of Homeland Security shall have the authority to waive, and shall waive, all laws such Secretary, in such Secretary's sole discretion, determines necessary to ensure expeditious construction of the barriers and roads under this section.


`(2) NO JUDICIAL REVIEW- Notwithstanding any other provision of law (statutory or nonstatutory), no court shall have jurisdiction--




`(A) to hear any cause or claim arising from any action undertaken, or any decision made, by the Secretary of Homeland Security pursuant to paragraph (1); or

`(B) to order compensatory, declaratory, injunctive, equitable, or any other relief for damage alleged to arise from any such action or decision.'.

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