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when one defecates into anothers mouth and the receiver smiles giving the appearance of british teeth as they are chased by papparazzi ; only capable of being performed by the more fortunate ; often times performed while smelling of earl gray and coffee cake
Katherine likes to fit in a british breakfast before her workout at Bally's
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all those fine girls i didn't get to sleep with on my trip to london.
Damn Skippy, these british bitches be off the hizzle!
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A person from England, Wales or Scotland. Northern Ireland is not included as the full formal title of the UK is 'the United Kingdom of Great Britain AND Northern Ireland'. Ireland is not British. Britishness is sort of an umbrella nationality foisted upon people which has now partially grafted. Within Britain most people primarliy express their loyalties to either England, Walse or Scotland, depending on thier particular circumstances, and thereafter to Britainor not as in many cases.
British person. British person, british person.
A Scottish/Welsh person supporting an English athlete in the Olympics while supporting whoever plays England at just about any other sporting occassion!
The practice of English commentators describing Scottish/Welsh athletes as British while they are successful while using their primary nationality in defeat!
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1) A Britishism, Adj. The correct, though often counter-intuitive, spelling of a word in English that is widely misspelt in the United State’s version of the English language.
2) A Britishism, Adj. The correct, though again admittedly counter-intuitive, pronunciation of certain words that are expressed differently in the States: due to the deviation of evolution in our separate linguistic developments (or lack thereof). Some scholars believe that certain American dialects are closer to the original forms of English than those currently spoken in England, largely due to the xenophobic nature of a nation afraid of change. Other scholars disagree. Others simply do not care.
3)Briticism, noun. The view taken of Britain by America, through the distorting lens of U.S. pop-media in film and television, designed to demonise British people and make them appear more threatening than they probably are.
It is similar to Said’s theory of Orientalism, except America has yet to declare war on Britain, so it doesn’t bother the British nearly as much as Orientalism probably bothers people in the Middle East.
To be fair, the Brits are responsible for an incalculable number of atrocities; we did have the largest Empire the world has ever seen after all; now all we have is a testimony to that fact in the Guinness Book of Records, an incompetent government, and a healthy dose of national cynicism.
1) Britishism, Briticism: Americans insist on replacing "s" with "z" at every available opportunity. There are many other examples, this is just the most annoying.
2) Britishism, Briticism: Lieutenant I believe is spelt correctly in the U.S. but it’s pronounced “Left-tenant”: L-E-F-T, get it?
3) Briticism: The Patriot was an awful film, also pretty inaccurate; it cast us Brits in a pretty demonic light, when really both sides did some pretty unpleasant things. You did destroy our tea, and that is simply not done.
Too many others to list, but we're always the bad guys, it's probably our own fault for being so horrible.
I don't get the paradoxical nature of your notions that we are "limeys" and the aspersions you cast on our dental health. The sailors used to suck limes to avoid scurvy which is essentially a horrible gum disease, is it not? Plus in modern terms, our free dental care system on the NHS beats the hell out of your sinister Insurance system. American prejudice is surely harming America as much as it harms the world at large.
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Someone who lives in Great Britain. People who love Americans and people who are loved back by Americans. The british like to be called british not Scottish, not English, not Irish but BRITISH. LEARN THIS AND UNDERSTAND THIS. We are British and proud !! Also Americans seem to love this accent which is cool.
American : Hiya
British Person: Hiya
American : Omg I love your accent
British Person : Thanks
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when a man or woman urinates into a condom, ties the end, then freezes the urine. after it is frozen they then poke a hole in the end, insert it into their anus then let it defrost
ah dude i gave her a massive british sunflower
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