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A spiritual encounter really, if performed properly. It's the act of a guy fucking a girl in the ass while he simultaneously siting on the bed post, fucking his own ass but, as he is about to cum, the girl quickly turns around to take the entire load in her mouth as he drops his entire body weight down onto the bed post. Once she has his entire load in her mouth, she gargles it stands up, spits it in the man's mouth (while he's still full weight in the bed post) then he gargles it, spits it in the girls face, then slaps the shit out of her and tells her to make him a sandwich.
Girl! You wouldn't believe it... Tobe "Bruce Amened" me so good last night... I felt like I was a Jimmy John's employee when we were done.
Dude, I'm going to "Bruce Amen" her so good tonight, she's going to buy stock in Subway.
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Using vaseline to pleasure oneself. Sounds better then it works.
Gregory made a trip to Stop & Shop to stock up on some vaseline, as he planned to spend most of february vacation giving himself sticky Bruce's.
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Bruce Banner are a Swedish thrashcore/power violence band. They have two vocalists: One screamer and one growler.
Bruce Banner do a sick cover of Demon by Septic Death.
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(alternatively "Bruised Gendered") When you rip a man's genetilia off and stick it head first up thir own rectums and proceed to preform intercourse with it in the anus.
I'm gonna Bruce Jenner that son of a bitch.
Hah! that son of a bitch got Bruce Jennered.
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The process of walking along an area with sharp objects such as glass, rocks, thorns, etc. while barefoot. This is reminiscent of Bruce Willis' character, John McClane in the movie Die Hard. In the movie he is forced to walk along broken glass while barefoot.
Oh dear lord I forgot my shoes, now I'm Bruce Willising it.
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A trans person who has not had sex reassignment surgery.
Some Uncle Bruce on twitter has no standing to be speaking for the trans community.
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Having the most epic luck that permits anything bad, horrible or shit house from happening to you...especially when with the oizeys!
"Hey man guess what, i just applied for a job to get $38 000 for 3 months work and all i gotta do is hand out flavoured milk with a rig by my side"
"Buulllllshiiiiiit, you've got the bruce luck man"
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