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Performing 69 with a cuban woman while standing up and her hair is long enough to wipe the floors as she gives you a blowjob.
Once we lost weight, my wife and I were able to perform a cuban mop.
Similar to the Dirty Sanchez. A group and men give the receiver enough Dirty Sanchez's to form a beard, similar to Castro's
Dude, I can't believe Carroll is down for a Cuban Bandwagon!
Whilst driving you snort cocaine and receive a blow job
Guy1; DAMN i was a real Cuban bus driver yesterday
Guy2; well aren't you just Castro
During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
These species are most commonly found amongst the Ribeiro and Bordallo family. Do not approach, for they will most likely do some crackhead shit.
Those Cuban crackheads hate “the haunted museum” for various reasons.
A sexual act which occurs after bringing your favorite whore to sloppy, dripping orgasm...you pull your cum covered meat stick out and spread her love juice on a piece of toasted cuban bread topped with ham, pork, swiss cheese and pickles while shouting, "Hora de la cena, perra"
My let me give her the Cuban the other night. It was amazing.
The act of two lesbians engaged in a mutual toe job while donning Fidel Castro and JFK costumes and smoking cigars.
Sally and Gina got down for a lovely evening of Latin style lovemaking and role play that culminated in a Cuban Footlocker.
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