Fucking hardware tools you cucks
Yo nigga can you pass me the black and decker hammer
When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”
Wiping cum, penis and ballsack on a face all in one day on separate occasions and as part of a challenge.
Nemo triple deckered champ. Nemo wins.
The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
“There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker”
“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker”
The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.
This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
“There is nothing Gay about a Galveston Double Decker”
“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker”
The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.
Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.
A synonym for Jack Dexter. Usually used on sports fields, such as baseball.
there goes motherfricken JOHN DECKER.