Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.

beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.

Indiana Deer Strangler

It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.

RIP Casey, heard she had a good time hitting that Indiana Deer Strangler!

Deer bash

Were you buy a jeep or truck and make a big bumper and drive around on backroads and see how hard you can hit a deer and then you have fresh meat in the freezer, or other pests as coons, possums, coyotes, squirrels

Yo i just went deer bashing and i got fresh backstrap

Deer weiners

Slang term for cigarette

Aye yo nigga you got any deer weiners?
Yeah nigga i got a whole pack of em

Deer Poop

That one person you see everywhere and you do not know why.

I saw my deer poop again! Remember barbecue guy? I saw him at the chinese restaurant!

Stacked like a deers rack

The common female equivalent to “hung like a donkey”

Oh shit Jerry, that shiela is stacked like a deers rack, time to go hunting.

Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.

Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.