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Edward Cullen is an idiotic 107 year old virgin who got his glowing crap from the Chernobyl accident, and should die!
Person 1: LIKE OMG, I'm not gonna marry until I find someone like Edward Cullen!!!
Person 2: I hope you like dying alone...
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QB of the Buffalo Bills, aka "The Truth".
Hey how'd trent edwards do today?
pretty truthful as usual.
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A) An overprotective creep.
B)Someone who needs to go to the tanning booth/ not wear makeup.
"This one Edward Cullen tried to save me from a speeding van the other day!"
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n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
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1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."
Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"
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--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person
1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!
2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!
3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
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Pulling an Edward is when you screw up in a sport. Screw up in life. Or just flat out fail. This is also a way to insult someone. If a person is trying to act cool , trying to dance , trying to grind or just trying to act "G" . This person is red handly "pulling an edward"
Robert: DUDE I WAS AT THIS DANCE AND I TRY TO GRIND THIS GIRL AND SHE SAID "NO I HAVE STANDARDS "!
James: OH SHIT DAWG! You were just Pulling an Edward
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