ass falcon

supreme jackass

see also; douche fag

wtf, amber?!...youre such an ass falcon!

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Black Falcon

planning an event/party where it is a surprise, and if the person(s) finds out, it's back to square one.
Used as if in the military not stating what the Black Falcon is, or who its for. The people who know, know. and the people who don't; won't...

or its back to square one!

Guy 1: "Hey man, Operation Black Falcon is in effect."
Guy 2: "Dude, what are you talking about?"
Guy 3: *To Guy 2* "Hey man don't worry about it" *To Guy 1* "Roger, Phase one complete."

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Falcon Boner Roundhouse

When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.

Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!

Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(

Falcon Punch

Punch a bitch in the back of the head while your fucken her from behind!

Dude, i straight falcon punched that bitch last night, straight up put a lump up on that bitches head!

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falcon high school

Falcon High School is a school with people who smoke in the bathroom, excuse me, juul room, and get high. Full of snakes and ratsssss.

You smoke in the bathroom? You must go to falcon high school.

Falcon PUN-ch

Super Smash Brothers pun characterized by causing intense, fiery laughter and propulsion of large distances

A:"I went to a renaissance fair and I meta knight"
B:"Heheh"
A:"Uhh, hey, why don't you grab my arm, Pit?"
B:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

CF:"Falcon PUN-ch!!!!"

PLAYER DEFEATED

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Captain Falcon Syndrome

the phenomenon that occurs when cartoon characters (or characters in general), esp. anime characters always shout out the names of their attacks before using them, therefore pointlessly notifying the opponent that they will use the attack on them, and giving the opponent a chance to fight back somehow. Named after Captain Falcon, a notable character with this syndrome

"Falcon Punch!" —Captain Falcon
"Why are you shouting the name of your attack? They'll know when to jump out of the way when you use it, you have Captain Falcon Syndrome"

"Kamehameha!" —Dragonball character

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