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The husband of a female president. Opposite of first lady. As of the time of this writing nobody has ever had this title, because we live in a patriarchal society.
If Hillary Clinton gets elected president, Bill Clinton will be the first first gentleman.
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Gentleman Friday is the day that any man of any etiquette, dresses as a gentleman. Acts more gentleman like than he would on a regular basis. Weather it be opens doors,be polite, or anything as long as on the day he acts as the proper gentleman would.
Girl 1: Did you see Pablo??? he looked and acted as a gentleman.
Girl 2: well its gentleman friday after all
Girl 1: i like Gentleman Friday *giggles*
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A male that can make anybody comfortable in any situation, while typically drinking in excess, being disorderly, participating in extremely adventurous activities, always politically incorrect, and chases young ladies.
When a man sleeps with a lot of attractive younger women he is called a rowdy gentleman. But if a woman sleeps with a lot of men she is called a slut, and people think this is unfair….. But, it is completely fair because it’s very easy to be a slut. On the other hand, it is very difficult to be a rowdy gentleman. To be a rowdy gentleman, you have to be smart, witty, charming, well dressed, nice, and an asshole all at the same time. To be a slut you just have to be there. There are fat ugly sluts out there, there are no fat ugly rowdy gentlemen
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It is common that when a male has a possible shot at engaging in sexual activity, he will first make sure that he has had a 'Gentleman's Shower'.
A Gentleman's Shower is much like a regular shower, but the majority of the time is spent washing the male's little cock and ball sack, rather than the entire body.
Man 1: We're going to pick up those two sluts in 30 minutes.
Man 2: Excellent. That gives me just enough time to have a Gentleman's Shower.
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A safe for work method of saying penis
John yesterday hit Elis in his Gentleman's agreement. It hurt Elis.
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A variation on the usual 50/50 lager and cider snakebite mix, a Gentleman's Snakebite substitutes high quality cider for Frosty Jack's, a cheaper yet somehow classier beverage.
Rod - I'm going to fix myself a Gentleman's Snakebite
Dan - Ouch
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When a man urinates into a condom then freezes it for use during sex games.
Dave inserted his Frosty Gentleman into Irene, Irene gasped and threw it back in his face.
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