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giver of useless articles described as "gifts".usually old crap that they no longer want themselves.see also (Gimblett)
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This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.
A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.
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God's gift to women would be their breasts. After all, unlike two other attractive anatomical areas, the breasts are clearly visible, they can be augmented, and best of all, you can stare at them while the woman babbles about nothing.
Women with B cups or smaller: God have clearly condemned you. Go get implants.
Women with C cups or bigger: God have clearly blessed you. Go make me a sandwich.
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Cash.
Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.
Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.
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If someone gives you a RED Starburst as a gift, it means you go together.
I sent you some red Starburst as a gift. Issa relationship, now.
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A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
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A scam, an annoyance, and usually a teenager. Free gift card giveaways are part of the cancer which worsens YouTube everyday. Fuck Dirv.
Person 1: Wanna join my free gift card giveaway?
Person 2: fuck you