giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

subtle giraffe

this hand gesture is like the awkward turtle etc. but it is used when someone FAILS being subtle or you are trying to be subtle.
curve your hand at the wrist with your arm pointing up to resemble the long neck and head of a giraffe. then move it across your body saying "subtle giraffe"

andy: ive gotta go.. feed..my pigs..
ben: you dont have pigs
andy: ive gotta go.. ( silently walks out but trips over)
ben: *subtle giraffe*

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

Highas Giraffe pussy

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

Giraffe Man

Someone who is over six feet tall and sits right in front of your seat at the movies

I can't see the movie, thanks to Giraffe Man sitting in front of me.

giraffe disease

different spots on your body that are peeling after a tan or laying out; looks like giraffe spots

I have giraffe disease from going to Florida.

tidewater giraffe

Fake mascot of the PRT.

The tidewater giraffe is not the mascot of the PRT, dumbass.