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The substance from the vagina when a woman gets wet (she's aroused). Will commonly run down the shaft of your cock.
John: Yo, so how was Stacy last night?
Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.
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The act of Gleeking purposly on peoples faces with the upsidedown hand mask on your face. Due to the apparent racoon like face you will have when doing the coon Jizz
Nick aka thecoon:THE COON STRIKES AGAIN
Dr. Monicle: DAMMIT THE COON HOW DARE YOU SOIL ON MY FACE WITH THAT ACCURSED COON JIZZ
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Kleenex, Handi-Wipe, your sock or anything else you use to wipe down after masturbating.
"Shit, I'm all out of Kleenex. I'll use my shorts as a jizz sheet"
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When you get done jacking off, and then you have to piss immediately afterward. A stinging pain inside the dick hole may result.
I screamed while taking a jizz-piss out the second story window, so my mom walked in and saw the Britney Spears nake nudes pics on the computer, and sent me to see a shrink.
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A girl who has spent too much time in the sun, making her skin tan and leathery, like the said crustacean. Also, she wants man juice badly. This can also be used as an insult to virtually anyone.
Hands off my fuckin' sandwich...Jizz Lobster!
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A bag, preferably plastic, that your porn addicted roommate skeets (or jizzes) into while you're away and then reuses for 3 days and you discover when you're looking for a place to throw your apple core away and end up with your roommate's skeet all over your hand.
*He eventually throws said bag away when his family comes to visit, while they are in the room.
"Dude, is that a jizz bag in the middle of your floor? That shit is gross. WTF is wrong with you? You should just do that shit in the shower."
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A sexual ritual consisting of multiple men blowing their loads on some trick ass beeyotch.
I went to my friend's house for a party, and wound up getting in on a hell of a jizz fest with this drunk bitch.
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