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A very strong sprite served at McDonald’s that can be compared to hard liquor and is said to give you secret powers
That McDonald’s sprite hard af
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Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.
- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
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Sprite crispy enough to charge your phone even!
Bro, my phones running low!
Let’s go to McDonald’s for that good good McDonald’s Sprite then bro!
Only the hardest hitting drink in the world. This shit hits harder than vodka mixed with Vivian while in fire. This drink is exclusive to the fast food place that has a clown
*stupid fat customer pulls up to the drive thru speaker*
McDonald’s employee: Hi welcome to McDonald’s how may I help you
Stupid fat customer: Yo can I get a McDonald’s sprite.
McDonald’s employees: sure but your aware that if you drink the sprite and drive you’ll die in a crash cuz this shit hits hard
Stupid fat customers: yeah that’s my plan now give it to me
McDonald’s employees: fine your total is $1.08 please pull up to the first window
*stupid fat customer pays and gets drink*
Stupid cat customer: ay hell yeah now I can forget about my wife who left me
*stupid fat customer died in a car crash from being to fucked up*
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McDonald's store in the south of Sydney
Scomo shat himself at Engadine McDonald's in 1997
"My grandma is so poor that she has McDonald's WiFi. It's as slow as fuck."
One who cockblocks a threesome
Dude I was about to bang Amanda and Stacy until Brett pulled a Gene McDonald and told them I had herpes!