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When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.
Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
I've heard that in some countries Miles's Anus is a form of death penalty.
The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
A man with beautiful blue hair, once those blue locks got ya there is no where to run. Miles Locke is a man of Timberland shoes a very power full shoe miles Locke will always get the cock
Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: Oh just blue haired boy
Person 1: Who’s blue haired boy?
Person 2: Miles Locke of course!
He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much
“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”
To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.
If you would like to change then we can turn mile.
When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.
She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.
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