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When you shove your arm up your smaller partners ass that you can position them upright like a muppet
“My partner practiced the ‘ ass muppet ‘ last night
Term referring to a woman who’s face resembles that of a Muppets reject that was tossed into storage, forgotten about, stolen by a couple of meth heads, left on a porch in the rain, tossed in a dryer on high heat, then discarded in the trash where it eventually ends up in a sewer.
“Donna is a sewer muppet.”
A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
Look at this muppet arms, he can barely throw!
A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....
This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.
A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.
This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.
A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet
Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.