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Anything bad that could happen, will happen. Frequently quoted by those who think the entire world is against them, just because their piece of toast never lands the right way up. Same people often use the phrase 'That's just fucking typical' (of the world and everyone's in its conspiracy to piss me right off).
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The lanky man from Douglas himself. Smart and fluent in ackmed, he is the dictionary.
“Hey what’s that word mean”
“I don’t know ask billy Murphy he is a dictionary”
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When a whore take your money and gives you no pussy
The john picked up the whore and when they got to the hotel room. He paid her first and then she left without having sex with him. she had pulled a murphy on him.
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When playing a co-op game, a Backstab Murphy is when one player desperately needs a powerup of some sort (usually health), only to be denied the powerup by his fellow gamer who they happen to be co-oping with.
Player 1: Oh, man. A health pack! Finally!
Player 2: SWIPE!!
Player 1: ... Did you seriously decide to go Backstab Murphy on me?
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The receiving of, and or, giving of oral copulation on a Gondola. Named for the late S.Murphy and his affinity for "Squirellin' bitches"
Nothing better than a gnargnar powpow day and rounding it off with a good ol Squirell Murphy on the way down!
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Encounter Murphy's law (Whatever can go wrong will go wrong) in whatever life situation.
A: Man, my car got a flat on the freeway, then once I got going again my car ran out of gas, what crappy luck.
B: Seems like you saw murphy today!
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A man with an amazing ass that isn’t afraid to use it.
I love my baseball like I love my women: with a Sean Murphy.
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