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Liquor nap

A strategically placed nap during the day (the weekend for less unrespectable people) to ensure maximum possible drinking. They usually fall after a morning case, and before getting into the rye later in the evening.

"Where's Wes?" "He got wasted. He's taking another liquor nap."

by newbcat November 21, 2011


Nesquik Nap

When you wake up from a nap with your underwear filled with shit.

Hey did you hear Josh had a Nesquik Nap last night, it was messy.

by arthietes May 08, 2017


nap and rally

the act of napping and then promptly getting very drunk/high and going out

everyone: I'm so tired, i don't think i'm gonna go out tonight
Kat: nap and rally guys!!!!

by thiccdickdaddy May 31, 2017


lonely nap

that nap that you take where the only body-heat source that is available to keep you warm is your laptop computer, and you're not sure if that even counts as body-heat, but also you're lonely and sad and dont even care anymore so you bring your computer with you under the covers and take a nap.

when I took my lonely nap today I had a dream that I made and urban dictionary definition of lonely nap so that's what I did when I woke up and it was nice that my computer was so close to me already because then I didn't even have to get out of bed to make my dream a reality.

by whtvr November 10, 2012


Keg Nap

When You lay down, put a keg on your chest or beside you, put the hose in your mouth, and drink until you take a "nap".

I had a hangover after my keg nap.

by Dane Izzington January 02, 2008


niggie nap

Taking a nap when you're supposed to be doing something important.

Carl, why the hell isn't the house cleaned? What have you been doing? Chill bae, I was taking a niggie nap.

I really have to get this report done but I think I'm going to take a niggie nap instead.

by Bbdaddy June 16, 2014


Nipple Nap

being stupid

"Why are you such a nipple nap"

by calling someone January 30, 2023