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New Gede

Once a man of honour, aka a Great Gede, the new gede is a declining failure that can never be happy. He can fall in the trap of substances, phone charging schemes, big foreheads, and skinny Minnies. Although he would like to think so, he is no longer the group leader and the group’s stability is suffering without their Great Gede.

Ib: “That guy has no comebacks!”
Ranger: “He must be New Gede.”

Marcus: “Wow man we’ve smoked a lot today.”
Spencer: “‘Not as much as New Gede…”

Girl: “Has anyone seen my beanie?”
Eli: “Ya New Gede took it. He still isn’t over those same girls from highschool.”

by TheGoletaPunisher November 6, 2022


The New Den

Not to be compared to the original, but just as fucking awesome. Where whiskey and Bud Heavy flow like the mighty Mississippi, A place everyone wants to be, a non-stop rager. Sometimes even celebrities hangout there. (Jared Leto, John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal) A place where all your wildest dreams can come true. If the walls could talk you'd hear tales of debauchery, death, and dishonor.

Your girlfriend is not safe at The New Den

There's always a party at The New Den

by COYS October 31, 2011

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The news and the weather

The act of speaking while at the same time expectorating on the individul. (spitting). Never done intentionally. Usually occuring when someone is upset or heated while trying to speak without swallowing their saliva.

Burger, slow your roll! Your giving me the news and the weather. Just calm down and tell me what Cang did.

by Dr. Cold Finger July 10, 2007


New Fryer

The short period after a fast food chain has opened during which the french fries are noticably more fresh tasting. This phenomenon occurs because there is less residual burned grease accumulation in the deep fryer. The exact period of time is unknown but it appears to be inversely proportional to the popularity of the chain. It may also be affected by the restaurant's cleaning practices.

We went to the new Whataburger across town solely in search of New Fryer.

by "captain" crunch August 2, 2006


new navy

An excuse for anything weird or out of the ordinary (usually involving 2 men or 2 women) occurring in the United States Navy from the time period after gay people were allowed to serve openly.

Seamen Brumfield tells you about 2 sailors he saw wrestling and skylarking yesterday. You reply "Well nothing you can do about it, its a new navy after all."

by ucav117 February 25, 2015


Scat News

Scat news (noun): When the media repeats news on every television program and in every newspaper for months to deter citizens from real issues in their country and around the world.

Scat news
“Did you hear about that Ebola crises in Dallas? Or the update on that missing plane?”
“Don’t mention that scat news around me. While the media was feeding you that crap The Supreme Court took away the requirement for police and the FBI to have a search warrant while entering your home. Politicians’ feed you scat news through reporter “puppets” instead of real stories while they secretly take away your rights. Just look at what’s happening with our second amendment right that’s supposed to ‘protect the right of individuals to keep and bear arms.’ It’s being taken away while you read about Ebola and rare plane crashes. My heart goes out to the victims, but pay more attention to real issues from reputable sources, and focus less attention on this scat news bull honky they feed you.”

by Bam Writes November 26, 2014


new kink

A new sexual desire that one has or develops towards something.

Ex. Is rob your new kink?
My new kink is bananas

by Randompedo129 March 29, 2016