Pied Piper

cheuvensitic, piccolo-playing bus passenger

The Pied Piper will make you say "please" later!

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Hypnotic Pi

When autistic folks and idiot savants claim that hours-long meditation on the seemingly random or sacred digits of the number π puts them in some kind of trance, which allows their mind’s eye to see sexy numerical patterns or relationships, or to visualize kaleidoscopic geometric shapes in higher dimensions.

Number theorists obsessed with the properties of π love to indulge themselves in hypnotic pi activities, hoping to experience a few aha! moments, which could help them secure early tenure thanks to some breakthrough results or elegant proofs on pi that grace the pages of reputable math journals.

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Pi Crusade

When some Trumpublicans are prepared to accommodate the request of creationists or evangelicals turned Bible-literalists to legislate the value of π as 3 (in reference to 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 in the Bible) rather than the approximated 3.14, in exchange for their “holy votes.”

Like their Pharisee-in-Chief boss, who was hell-bent to carry out a pi crusade in a failed attempt to get re-elected, a number of morally bankrupt lawmakers would like to do likewise if tens of thousands of extra votes would swing in their favor to retain their seats.

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Pi Prejudice

When someone ignores or rejects anything associated with the number π because the sight or sound of it reminds them of their negative experiences of school math.

For millions of folks worldwide, lousy math teachers and boring math textbooks only hardens their pi prejudice as far as their distorted view of mathematics is concerned.

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pis gargling

The act of curing a sore throat by gargling with dog urine

My negro roomate was pis gargling with the german shepard when i came home today.

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Beddy Pies

One is off to catch some Z's.
Aka I’m going to sleep now.

Don’t get this confused with "beddy bies", it’s a common misconception made manly by Liverpudlians

Im off to "beddy pies" now

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hobo pies

a piece of dogshit on the sidewalk

I found a hobo pie and sold it on ebay

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