plastic fan

The term 'plastic fan' is a phase that has been coined across the last 15 years or so to describe those people who follow a team without any real affinity to the club in question. An example of this is Matthew Bentley.

Matthew Bentley is a plastic fan because he supports Chelsea although he's never been to a Chelsea home game.

2👍 1👎

Plastic Finger

To point your finger at someone and bare false witness against them. Plastic can be fake, not real, untrue. Humans often point a finger at someone when ratting them out and lying at the same time.

I knew that Mary was lying about Fred when she falsely accused him of the theft, she pointed her “plastic finger” at him and totally lied.

2👍 1👎

Plastic Junky

Someone who is addicted to purchasing plastic figurines or toys. They will usually have entire rooms dedicated to their addiction and are constantly adding more.

Mike just gave Walmart another $300 to feed his plastic junky addiction.

2👍 1👎

Plastic Lemon

Demon 1's ideal weapon. Retrieved for free on the side of the road. 100% will kill.

Savannah: Ouch! That plastic lemon hurt.

2👍 1👎

plastic hottie

A plastic hottie is a girl who is hot because she had plastic surgery. Without such surgery, she'd probably look busted.

I'd take my eyes, my nose, my smile, and my hair (all that I was born with) over any plastic hottie any day.

2👍 1👎

plastic paddy

An Irish American who is glorified by the people of Ireland, even though many look down at Irish Americans showing extreme pride and interest in Ireland's history and culture.

If the Irish don't like Irish Americans having intense pride in their land, why is JFK's ancestral home a national monument?

American Tourist: "Hey I saw a sign for Andrew Jackson's cottage." US Tourist #2: "That name sounds familiar..."

I'm an American but I like hurling. It's pretty dirty. You fellas across the pond should check out lacrosse.

I reversed this term to point out some hypocrisy.

There's an Irish heritage regiment (with plastic paddys) in the US National Guard called the Fighting 69th; its motto: "Gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked." LOL at dirty connotations.

38👍 73👎

Plastic Penguins

Another exam technique used in conjunction with flub, used when the answer to the question is not known.

7. 2x-56y(54x-2y) = x + y

Answer: Plastic Penguins

4👍 4👎