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Verb: A disappointing cumshot.
I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.
Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.
I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.
when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time
yo boys i just took a deadly poot
That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.
Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.
An unsatisfactory ejaculation.
“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”
“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”
“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”